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Written by Gray
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Tuesday, 12 January 2010 12:05 |
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Tonight @ 6pm CSN-CA and KFOX
The Sharks got a much needed win last night against the LA Kings, though it wasn't a full 60 minute performance. Things started to get really iffy in the third, and after the Kings peppered Nabby with shots and had some sustained pressure in the Sharks zone, I think the majority of us had at least some specter of dread about going to OT lurking in the back of our collective minds.
There was something in the intermission period with DW saying the Sharks weren't dependant on their goalie...yeah. About that...did you uh, did you watch the game last night?
Now I did only catch PART of the interview with Doug Wilson, so I can't be entirely certain what context that comment was given in, but if Wilson has any trade deadline plans that involve Nabby (and I'm not saying he does.) I'll be pretty pissed. I need to see if I can find the interview on YouTube so I can get better context.
I also noticed DW and Randy Hahn have very similar tans. Do you think they tan in the same place? Do you think DW gets a 2fer1 discount when he brings a friend? Does everyone on air have to tan? How ridiculous would someone with my skin tone look with a tan? (I believe it is oft described as "porcelain", which is a polite way of saying "damn girl, you pale!") Why does Brett Hedican have such huge hands? Does he have to tan them separately?
Mysteries we may never solve.
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Written by Gray
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Monday, 11 January 2010 08:51 |
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Tonight @ 7:30pm CSN-CA & KFOX
This is the fifth time we'll face the Kings this season. Lucky for them, they've done pretty well against the Sharks all season so they could get that elusive first home win on their current homestand.
Uhm, whoo?
Not so much.
It isn't even so much that I'm worried because of the Sharks home loss on Saturday against the Wings. Or that other home loss last week against the Kings. Teams lose, whatever. Sometimes they lose really badly. It happens. I'm not even sure I'm worried at all. Maybe that is what's throwing me off. I don't know. I still want to watch the game, I'm still looking forward to the (potential) for being entertained by it. I'd obviously love to see a Sharks win, I guess I'm just not willing to stress about it right now.
Had a chat with folks on the way back from the way too crowded downtown scene after the game on Saturday and at least two of us decided that we'd start to really worry about the Sharks play if they're still doing less than stellar AFTER the Olympic break.
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Written by Gray
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Sunday, 10 January 2010 18:59 |
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First, there was Monday, Jan 4th, against LA. For those who've forgotten how that went, let me refresh your memory. The final score was 6-2. The Kings were up by 3 by the end of the first. The Sharks played well for about all of 10 minutes, and then the wheels fell off, the engine fell out, Joker got away, and everyone decided to go home. They just happened to leave their bodies skating around the ice. Or, as Coach Todd calls it, Globetrotting.
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Written by Gray
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Saturday, 09 January 2010 10:49 |
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Tonight @ 7:30pm Tune to CSN-CA of KFOX to get your game on.
The DreadWings.
For reasons involving humor, I have a Red Wings winter hat with a white little poof on top. Truth be told, the only thing signaling its allegiance is a super tiny patch sewn on which says "Red Wings". It was a joke gift from a relative who, being from Detroit, is a Wings fan. Well, sort of. He knows they've been a perennially reliable power house, and that they've been having problems this year, but I'm not sure how closely he follows them otherwise. He thought it'd be funny to get me the hat for Christmas. Now it's just sitting here and I don't know what to do with it. In some oddly round about way, I feel like this hat is my household's Setoguchi. Remove that small patch and there's really nothing wrong it it, but it doesn't seem to fit in anywhere and it can't be counted on come game time. It's not a top line hat, but it isn't a fourth liner either. It's just kind of there, not living up to its wearable potential. The only real different between the two, (for the purposes of this rather stinging metaphor), is that I know for sure which one you won't be seeing at the game tonight.
Not sure why I felt like picking on Seto in today's gameday post. Maybe it's because I kinda feel like his preformance this season mirrors the Wings. He's got a ton of talent, skill and promise, he was injured for a bit, and for some reason he just hasn't found his game yet. In the case of the Wings, I don't find this upsetting. In the case of Seto, I do, because I know how good he CAN be, and I just want to see him succeed again.
Or maybe I'm in stealth grumpy mode. Who knows.
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Written by Gray
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Thursday, 07 January 2010 15:38 |
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Feartherfin already covered this pretty well earlier in the week. That have at least 22 reason why Dan Boyle is better than you. You can add to that list the fact that Boyle got nailed in the mouth by a puck last night and after some repair work, came back to play the rest of the game. Bleeding, fat lipped, and perhaps down some teeth, he continued to play.
Yet, despite this, his picture is now being fan banned from all game day threads. The Sharks lost miserably on Monday, and the commenting community* has decided to blame Boyle's picture. I find fault with this claim.
Below this line is girly stuff. Consider yourself warned.
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Written by Gray
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Wednesday, 06 January 2010 11:14 |
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So the question is, how do the Sharks respond to their complete disintegration on Monday?My guess is they come out, sit on the bench, while other step onto the ice and play. How well is really up to them. Either way, I'm not worried. I sat through Monday's game in person, and managed to stay sane and have a good time. We even stayed the whole game! That game on Monday was so bad, it was hilarious. No seriously. We were rolling in the stands after awhile. What else were we supposed to do? Whine and pout? Pfffft. Aneurysm chick in the box one section over was taking care of that for everyone all by her crazy drunk self.
I don't expect a repeat performance (or is that flop?) You can only suck that hard so many times in a season.
We will be recapping Monday's game, awesomely, as promised. I'm trying to do a recap in Flash and have hit a few technical difficulties. Which is a way of saying I have NO IDEA how to use Flash, so this is all being done by trial and error. Mostly error. But I've called in some backup who knows what's they're doing, so, with luck will have something for you soon.
Anyway, the game tonight is at 7:30 on CSN-CA, NHLN-US, NHLN-CA and KFOX.
Grab a frosty cold root beer, take a load off in your comfy chair, and sink into the enjoyability of Sharks hockey.
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Written by Gray
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Monday, 04 January 2010 10:20 |
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Tonight @ 7:30 CSNCA & 98.5 KFOX
Tonight's enemy blog: The Royal Half
Seriously, weren't the Kings just right on our heels like 2 games ago? Couldn't we feel their hot, Santa Ana Wind* like breath on our heels? Tendrils of black and purple snaking towards us with deadily grace? Their push to unseat the Sharks as the top team in the Pacific nearing completion. The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!**
When did they drop to 8th in the Conference? Does it matter? Won't they still be just as dangerous tonight as they were the last time we saw them? (a game the Kings won in OT, in case you'd forgotten)
The short answer is yes. The longer answer is maybe more so. The Kings know that not only can they win here, they can force this team to go to a shoot out as well, which makes it anybody's game to take. They have the tools, and they have the talent.*** They're confident now. I wouldn't under estimate that.
In related news, NHL.com had an article up this morning talking about Woostah Shark Benn Ferriero. If you don't know who he is, you should. Check it out.
*I grew to hate those winds. Tepid wind that smells like cow poop. Gee, thanks.
**Thanks Ghostbusters!
***Thanks Winston!
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Written by Gray
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Saturday, 02 January 2010 00:42 |
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Tonight @ 7pm!
Early start, set your Tivos!
I'm still trying to wrap my head around this whole "it's 2010" thing. I realize I am living in the fabled future of yore, yet I possess no flying cars, no jet pack and my roomba long since passed on from this world to the next. We don't even have hover boards. Science, get with the making of hovering things! They define the future! Did you learn nothing from the 80s?
In this future, the only future we have, it's not all bad. Joe Pa is an Olympian! GO JOEPA! Patty, Joe, Boyle, Heatley, Nabby, Murray and Greiss all will be joining him in Vancouver come Feb. He'll be running into some former Sharks up their too. Team Teal will be very well represented. I'll obviously be rooting for my home country, but I'll be keeping my eye on all the Sharkies out there competing for their mother lands.
But onto today's opponents.
The last time we saw the Oilers, Patty got a Hatty on the way to a 5-4 victory up in freezing cold Edmonton. At least, I assume it was cold. I remember Randy, Drew or Jamie saying it was "balmy" but I suspect that just means around 32 degrees. Maybe 35. I was just in Florida where it was barely below 70 all week. That's balmy. If snow is on the ground, and we're not in Dubai, it's not balmy.
I'm still trying to get over that amazing game vs the Caps and the game against the Coyotes the next night was just nuts. It makes me wonder what tonight's game will be like. I'm hoping the Sharks will be able to start the new year off right, and a get a regulation win. I was also hoping they'd end 2009 that way, and it went to a shoot out. This is a Hockey Night in Canada game so I am hoping some of that Olympic fire will spread to the top line (and Boyle) and they'll really want to show their countrymen why they were picked to represent Canada come Feb. (and then Joe Pa will be like LOOK HOW AWESOME I AM WHOOOOO and score like, 50 goals. Because he's Joe Pa, 2010 Olympian.)
Go, Sharkies,Win!
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Written by Gray
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Friday, 01 January 2010 10:58 |
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And oldie but goodie for today's game. Hope you're all enjoying the show! Happy New Year, everyone!

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Written by Gray
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Thursday, 31 December 2009 14:20 |
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Today @ 4pm!
Watch the game then go party, but please DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!
We at CouchTarts would like to see all our readers get home safely and in one piece.
Ok, so the game against the Caps WAS EPIC. (TWO, count'um TWO penalty shots. asjadjad;slf/,csadk;alsd) If you missed it, find someone who DVRd it and WATCH IT NOW. It was amazing. I want to watch it again, it was THAT GOOD. I also want to recap it, but I doubt I'll have time today.
So instead, in preparation for today's game, I'll do a mini recap of the game we played against the 'Yotes two nights ago, which was also pretty damn entertaining.
The Sharks scored early in the first, thanks to Seto, which gave us hope that maybe, JUST MAYBE, they're figured out Bryzgalov and his glove of doom and we're going to be able to win this sucker in regulation. When Joe Pa got a shortie in the second, and the Sharks went up 2-0, we just KNEW they were going to win this game in regulation. It was DESTINY!
Then Prucha scored a few minutes later and the air got sucked right out of the tank and formed some small tropical storm somewhere off the coast of Africa that will likely batter some small tropical paradise come spring with the wrath of 17,562 similtanious disappointments.
After that the Sharks kinda stopped playing. Which was a bad idea because Shane Doan likes to remind people he's good by doing things like scoring goals at the end of the second to tie the game. Which is what he did. Which made it 2-2. Which was kind of ridiculous. Which then lead to a third period that saw no scoring because Nabby and Brzygalov were both playing out of their minds.
Team Russia chose wisely.
Then it went to OT. OT was NUTS. Crazy, fast and back forth super chaotic hockey action for five minutes. Chances here chances there, crossbars everywhere. A few PINGS and TINGS of the rubber biscuit hitting the cross bar and 17,562 collective mini heart attacks later, the Sharks found themselves in a shoot out.
Again.
Against Phoenix.
AGAIN.
This is seriously not a like-able trend here guys.
But Joe Pa, oh heroic maybe future Captain, my Captain Joe Pa. He stood tall and scored in OT. He was the only man to do so. Nabby saved all three shots he faced and triumphantly pumped his arm in delight as he made the final save and skated over to do congratulatory head bumps with his teammates.
My wish for tonight is that you all have very happy New Year, that all our readers make it back home safely tonight and that the Sharks finally frakking beat the Coyotes IN REGULATION this year. It would be a very nice way to mark the third anniversary of Coyote Ugly.
Winning games in regulation is awesome. Do eett!
Thank you.
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