Daily Dalliances

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Or do anyone else watch this and wonder what happened to is after it was finished? I do this with food competitions too. As far as I can tell the stuff isn't being eaten and that never sits right with me. For some reason sugar sculptures don't vex me anywhere near as much. Maybe because they look like plastic?

Matt Cooke? Not suspended. Bob McKenzie has the low down on his twitter page. Consistent inconsistency is still consistent. I suppose given that Richards was not suspended, there is merit to his argument. Being consistent in your unwillingness to enforce the rules is still being consistent. Good job guys.

I'm a tad mixed on this idea that it's not a suspendable hit this season, but it is NEXT season. To me that says that they recognize it is (or was) a suspendable offense, but since they blew an earlier similar call and didn't suspend Richards, they can't find a comfortable way to man up and say "Hey, we blew this the first time, we see that now and we're not making the same mistake twice." I'm not so keen on that. I do realize there's probably more to it and it isn't that black and white, that's just how it comes across.

So, uh, how's that instigator penalty looking right now?

I understand that being ok with watching guys fight and not being ok with other hits to the head is hypocritical. I fully acknowledge this, and it's something I am trying to resolve on a personal level. I suppose I justify it because fighting is usually a consensual act on the part of both parties, the hits aren't coming as nearly as high a rate of speed, and to be quite honest most of the guys fall down before they land a decent punch anyway. (please do watch your heads on that ice, gentlemen) It's not a perfect justification, but it's all I have at the moment.

 

Business Meeting

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Bizzzznnnisssss Meeetttiiiinnngg

I know he wasn't part of the business meeting, but he's what I think of every time we make that joke, Mina

 

Just some house keeping stuff and then we'll get to making fun of Colin Campbell.

First: I know we mentioned this before but you all might not know that we have a lovely, bright, shiny new app of awesome! You can download it here and take us with you wherever you go. Metaphorically speaking.

Second: Have you added us on facebook yet? You should!

Third: We're coming down to the end of the season, which mean we'll have soon faced all 29 other NHL teams. After doing a quick art audit, it appears that I never did post Mr. Hurricane piggy pig after Mina filled in for me that gameday. I'll have to fix that.

Fourth: ECHL Hockey! Discounted tickets! Buy now now now!

And now, We make fun of Colin Campbell.

Gameday! Team Teal vs Union Blue

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Sharks v Blue Jackets

How are we at game number 65 already?!

 

For a team that's not doing so hot, Columbus always seems to give us trouble. Remember the last time we saw them? Right before the Olympic break. The Sharks lost 3-0. Rick Nash made the Sharks his bish. He does that. I swear if there's a game against the Sharks and he's in it, he'll score. I suspect that if he was ON the Sharks he'd still score against them. He's just that good at it. In fact he's so good I'm pretty sure I've written those sentences before. Deja post vu.

After some relatively weak starts to the first two games back from the Olympic Break, it's be really great to see the Sharks take the lead early here and then maintain it. It's not that I didn't enjoy the more thrilling aspects of the come from behind win on Thursday, it's just I'd rather not see the Sharks make a habit of it. There's just something nice about a good old fashion lead the whole game win.

Tune in tonight @ 7:30 for some Rick Nash induced frustration and hopefully Sharks induced elation.

 

NHL Actually Moves Quickly, Lapierre Suspended 4 Games

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In an act that surprised the league, not because it was unwarranted but because it didn't take two weeks of meaningless debate, the NHL acted today and suspended Habs forwards Maxime Lapierre for 4 games for his hit on Nichol last night. Nichol never returned to the ice after the hit and is expected to be out 7-10 days. (Gray interprets this as 7-10 GAME days and not consecutive calendar days. Like business days, only longer)

Sharks v Habs Recap

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Sharks v Habs

 

This game got out of hand about oh, 2 minutes in. The refs let a lot of things go, and by the time they started calling penalties, it was far too late to stop the punches. For teams that hadn't seen each other in 369 days, it was odd to see so much anger out on the ice. Our best guess was that someone suggested that the night they had spent with an opposing team members' mother was not worth the $5 they spent on it, and that player took offense, hence all the pushing and shoving.

Neither Mina nor I have issues with a physical game, but it got a little too rough out there at times.

I did enjoy watching Rob Blake literally rub some dude's face on the ice, mostly because of the novelty factor. This was preceded by Blake taking the guy down tot he ice in a headlock. I can't even remember what triggered Blake, it may have been in response to Nichol being hit, but either way, it was something else.

This is the first game where someone has described the utterance of the term "soft dump" as being said with a "honey tongue."

Josh Gorges had a bone to pick with Douglas Murray. Oh Josh Gorges, you should really know better than that.

He also kinda had a bone to pick with all the Sharks. Even the new ones he was never teammates with.

Carey price is really good. His posts were better.

TWO. TWO  holycrapthatlookedlikeagoalandweallstoodupbutwaitplayiscontining moments in this game, not including Boyle's penalty shot that rang off the crossbar. Actually it didn't ring off so much as it nearly went in and then was propelled away from the net by some epic repulsion force the underside of the crossbar was putting out.

The Air Sharks have been replaced by a giants flying Chipotle Burrito. Sadly, it did not poop steaming hot burritos on to the audience. It just pooped blue coupons.

Not a fan of Lapierre's hit on Nichol. It took him out of the game. Hope he's alright.

I was, however a fan of Heatley's WABOOM check on someone. If/When I find a video of it, I'll put it up.

The Habs blocked EVERYTHING. It was ridiculously annoying.

Walking from the train station towards downtown, I ran into Danny Miller. My general rule with famous and "famous" people is to leave them be because they're just trying to go about their business, but he looked so downtrodden that as we passed each other I loudly said "What's up Danny Miller!" He looked momentarily surprised, then said a quick hi back. Had he stopped I would have thanked him for his awesome move on my near birthday.

I also passed a ton of Habs fans. There was probably a good 1/4 of the Tank population tonight that was sporting Habs gear. Those barbershop pole jerseys are ugly in person too.

Mina and I were debating whether or not Price should have been second, not third, star. I think the crossbar at least deserves half a star.


Gamdeday Fail. Sharks v Habs

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So  right now the grout in my hall bath is being ground to a fine plup to fix what we'll just say was a bad grouting job. Sadly this means several things:

1. the art for today is not yet scanned. The room it's in is currently not accessible. So, no art.

2. I'm typing holding a napkin to my face, which means I am typing one handed. Bad day to discover you're out of dust masks. The idea of doing a whole post like this isn't too appealing.

3. I have asthma, so I'm feeling super good right about now.

4. My front door is open wide so I have to sit in the dust and babysit my stuff.

all of which leads to 5. No game day.

Assuming I don't have to drag myself to the ER later, I'll post a recap, with art, after the game.

Trade Deadline Watch. Part the Third

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Oh woe is me. Of all the days to not be by a computer all day. Anyway our pals over at the The 6th Sens are doing LIVE trade deadline coverage. head on over and check it out, won't you?

[Update] 8:45am:

Trade: The Blues aquired Matt D'Agostini from Montreal for AHL prospect Aaron Palushaj.

Trade: Bruins send Derek Morris back to the 'Yotes for a 4th rounder in 2010.

Trade: The Leafs acquire a middle rounder in 2010 draft from Jersey for Martin Skoula.

Trade: Bruins acquire Dennis Seidenberg and Matthew Bartkowski from the Panthers for Craig Weller, Byron Bitz and a 2nd rounder.

Trade: Ducks acquire Aaron Ward from the Hurricanes for Justin Pogge and a 4th rounder.