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Written by Gray | 27 October 2010


San Jose Sharks v New Jersey Devils


Tonight @ 7:30pm
Jamie and Drew and Randy and Dan too.
Also on NHLN-CA and NHLN-US
(you had to know the Snooki demon was coming back)


Not sure what to make of this one. Neither team has won on home ice yet, which gives the Sharks a rather dubious disadvantage by being at home. Then again, the Devils have had what can only be described as a horrible start to the season. Do they have a "full" team yet? I'm not sure. I believe Drew said minimum you have to carry is 18 guys, and I don't know if they found a way to get there or if they're still lingering around the 15 mark.

The Sharks need to take advantage of New Jeresy' beleaguered start and start scoring 5 on 5 tonight. Get all four lines rolling and the game will be golden.

Go Sharks.

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Written by Gray | 23 October 2010

San Jose Sharks v Calgary Flames


Tonight at 5pm.
EARLY START!
Randy and Draw and Jamie and Dan too!


The Sharks are coming into this game after a GREAT 6-1 win over the Oilers last night. While the Oil may have gotten the first goal of the night off a bad coverage decision by the Sharks, they paid fo rit in spades seeing 6 different Sharks score. McCarthy ("The McCarthy Era") got his first ever NHL goal, while Couture, Clowe, Heater, JoePa and Danny B all scored to help pile on the points during this rather impressive win.

If Pavelski didn't have an assist on every goal last night, he deserved on. The Dude Abides.

Look for 5 on 5 scoring to get going for the top line tonight. The 2nd, 3rd, and 4th lines have been doing their part since the start of this early season. Now that Heater has scored, it's open season on opposing goalies.

Last night the Oilers were like BOOM and Niitty was like WAPOW! If he's not in net tonight, I'll be surprised.

Let's do this thing and get a win.

Go Sharks!


And congratulations to the Giants for clinching a spot in the World Series! Games start Wednesday, same night as Sharks v Devils.
Take Texas DOWN!

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Written by Gray | 23 October 2010

San Jose Sharks vs the Edmonton Oilers

Tonight @ 7pm
Randy and Drew and Jamie and Dan too.
Hey this game is on CBC. Hi Canada!


Ah, the Oilers. I still loathe them for their success against the Sharks in the second round in 2006, for Pronger, for sitting on Vesa, and sometimes for being hard to anthropomorphize successfully without totally invoking Hexxus or the black tar dude from ST:TNG. I just don't like them. And really since 2006, I haven't had much reason to hate them, they've kinda sucked. Ok, they really sucked, but old habits die hard and once the season starts I pretty much loathe the entirety of the non Teal wearing Western Conference.

Tonight won't bring us a triple OT game, but it will bring us a chance for Taylor Hall to score his first ever NHL goal. Since he's facing the Sharks, odds are quite good that he will do just that. The Sharks are annoyingly reliable about letting players get their first NHL goal. It's good to be polite and all, but we don't have to be THAT polite!

Once again the Universe has the Sharks and Giants playing on the same night. Is there enough mojo for both teams to win? I think so. So let's do it.

Go Sharks!
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Written by Gray | 20 October 2010

Sharks vs Avs

Tonight at 6pm PDT
Randy and Drew and Bakes and Dan too!



I'm going to miss the start of this, as I will be listening in my car, but perhaps that's alright. While I am not yet panicked about the slow start, (it is after all, still very early in the season), I am disappointed. We all know this team has some major defensive issues, but the offense hasn't been stellar either. I know a lot of people want to blame Neimi, but I'm not sure Nabby would do much better behind this defense. When the whole team is falling all over itself, the goalie can only do so much, and they can't save you from yourself.

Now, that said, the points ARE important, even early on, and it'd be geat to see the Sharks start to turn things around tonight, against the team they knocked out in the quarterfinals last season. It wasnt all that long ago, and while theteam has changed some, the core is still there. They CAN do this. They CAN turn it around, and they will.

Just wait.

Tune in tonight; see what happens.
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Written by Gray | 19 October 2010

SJ Sharks vs the Carolina Hurricanes

Tonight @ 7:30pm

CSNCA and 98.5 KFOX

Do it

 

 

Niemi's in, Maven's still out, knit shark cap will not be in attendance.

Not a lot to say about this bout pregame. Our D needs to step up and our team needs to work better as a whole if they want to get the W tonight. Carolina is nowhere near as strong a team as Atlanta is this year, but every team should be considered dangerous. Play all games to win, and you'll be fine. Get a little too over confident and you'll end up like the Emperor. Which is to say, some random dude who had half his face torn off in a motorcycle accident will distract you while your apprentice tosses you down a long metal shoot that goes nowhere pleasant.

 

Seriously.

That's just wrong.

Let's get the win tonight boys.

Go Sharks!

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Written by Gray | 16 October 2010

My defensive corps! They do nothing!

 

Let's just address the large bloated, and likely somewhat smelly rotting whale carcass in the room; I am REALLY sick and tired of seeing people bitch about goalies.

Three games in and people are all ready to trade Niemi and Nitty for two bags a pucks and a slurpee.  We'll ignore, of course, how all these arguments/complaints/rans/raves/personal expressions of outrage are EERILY similar to the ones that used to be attached to Nabby's name. We'll forget that "Nabby should've had that," has been supplanted by "Nabby would've had that." We'll also forget that, as Mina said tonight, "Nabby goes to Russia and suddenly everyone forgets he couldn't shut his damn legs." (she means his 5 hole, people) Because clearly, clearly, Niemi and Nitty are terrible, and in no way shape or form are subject to the abilities and performance of the team in front of them on a nightly basis. Nay, they can quite clearly win the entire game themselves, and since they're not, well, we should get rid of them.

Seriously, it vexes me beyond words to see this. It's like everyone turned in to freakin Edzo when Nabby left for Russia. What. The. Hell. People.

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Written by Gray | 15 October 2010

San Jose Sharks v Atlanta Thrashers vs image
He's really not supposed to look like he's taking a wee...

SHARKS HOME OPENER!!!
TONIGHT
7:30PM Pacific
CSNCA and 98.5 KFOX for your television and radio coverage respectively



Hold onto your butts, folks. It's FINALLY here! The first home game of the year! Holy crap!
We've had to wait one long, excruciating week following the first two games of the season to see more. It's been a desert of news. We've had to turn to other teams playing other games to get our hockey fix. But that dark time ends tonight. Tonight officially marks the start of the long 80 game slog which will dance across our television from now until April, with what one hopes is a 16 win extension through June.

The Thrashers got into town late last night, but are riding high on a shootout win. The Sharks have a week off to recover from their European trip, which saw them take 3 of 4 points from the BlueJackets. Rust could be a factor for the Sharks, tired legs for the Thrashers.
Look for the Sharks to potentially come out a little slow, but then kick it into overdrive in front of their hometown fans. Just need to shake ff the last of that week long wait.

Niemi will be in net for the Sharks. He'll be facing several of his old teammates and looking to impress.

It's going to be LOUD!

The game is going to be good.

I'm wearing my Shark knit cap.

It's going to be epic.

Prepare yourself section 211. The CouchTarts are coming.

GO SHARKS!


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Written by Gray | 09 October 2010

Sharks v Blue Jackets
Today at 12 Noon. Coverages starts on CSNCA at 11:30am
Also on KFOX at starting at NOON
YAY for Randy and Drew!

Yesterday's game showed us that the Sharks still have a way to go with their communication before they really start clicking. After a great first period, which saw them score not one but TWO goals, they looked sloppy and rushed for most of the second. The D made some costly errors which resulted in Columbus tying it up in the second in what I think was one of the fastest times ever. Can't remember if that's opening night or just in general, but needless to say, some fans started to immediately throw Niemi under the bus.

Personally, I think he preformed well. It will take a little while to get used to seeing him in net, and his style is very different than Nabokov's, but he did his job and aside from a few shakey moments he looked sharp in net.

The Jackets didn't change much over the off season, and despite their obvious D issues, the Sharks are the stronger team. Despite that, I still hold my breath every time Rick Nash has the puck. Stupid Rick Nash, being good.

In case your wondering why it wasn't a sold out crowd at last night's game, and why it's likely to be a similar scene in the Globe tonight, tickets were running $110 US for the cheap seats. I don't know how Sweden's economy is, but that's expensive. A little too expensive.(I swear I saw that on Working the Corners, but I can't find it right now. Sorry for the lack of link.)

Jamie McGinn is reported to be a bit stiff but otherwise ok after last night's nasty run in with the boards. I still don't think Commodore was guilty of boarding, but I am glad to hear McGinn is alright. Scary play.

Nitty gets the start.

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Written by Gray | 08 October 2010

Sharks v Blue Jackets

 

It's here, it's here! The first game of the year!

We've waited all summer for this. Be it patiently, impatiently, angrily, basebally, rosterbationaly, zomgwhatisDWdoingaly, and occasionall World Cup-aly.

But enought substitutions, it's time for the real deal. Hockey is back, it's here, and it's going to be one helluva ride.

Strap in, because at Noon PDT, this thing is on. The Sharks, lead by "still has that new Captain smell" Joe Thornton, will take on the Columbus Blue Jackets in Sweden. Watch it on Versus, listen on KFOX.

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Written by Gray | 06 October 2010

It was announced earlier this week that the Sharks, despite giving him the number 6, a nice teal jersey, and a trip to Europe, have cut Andreas Lilja from the roster. This brings them down to the 24 man roster needed for opening night in Sweden against the Columbus Blue Jackets.

A cruel cut, to be sure, but would we be saying that if the Sharks hadn't brought him with them to Europe? I'm not so sure.

I suppose a heads up so he could get his family, who is still hanging out in Detroit, back to Sweden with him might have been nice, but then again he also turned down a secure 1 year spot with Detroit earlier this off season. I don't blame him, you have to go where you think you'll get the most minutes, (most money) and a decent contract term. He thought he could get a good deal here, and maybe he could have if the Sharks hadn't already been pretty full up in the 6/7 Dman department.

Mike Moore had a good camp and could easily take the 6/7 spot. We already know Demers and Joslin can handle it, Wallin ain't really a top line guy, and neither is out Patron Saint, the venerable Kent Huskins, (KENT HUSKINS?!), and while they'll each likely be in a higher pairing, they could each easily play in that spot as needed. We had Leach too, and we gave him the boot before the Sharks headed overseas. Really that spot that Lilja was most likely to slide into was already pretty full. He was never really going to be the type of player to take Blake's place, and he likely wanted more money than some of our rookies would get. The Sharks simply don't have the space for another Hamburger like deal.

He may have been a boon to our PK unit and he certainly isn't afraid to block shots when needed, but whatever he could give us, it clearly wasn't enough.

The fact is, someone was coming home from Europe NOT a Shark. This time, it was Lilja.

 

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