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Gameday! Fire in the Hole!
Written by Gray   
Friday, 19 March 2010 11:17
Sharks v Flames

Tonight at 6pm

While last night's game against didn't net the Sharks a win, it did show signs of improvement over the past 3 previous loses. Now I know that's not what everyone wants; we all want a win and we want it now dammit! But these sorts of slumps aren't solved like that. There is no easy button. It took more than one game to work ourselves into this mess and it will take more than one game to work our way back out. Them's the facts, folks.

At times like these I think it's best to turn to great literature and heed the advice of past sages.
 
Gameday! Should We Fear Fin?
Written by Gray   
Thursday, 18 March 2010 10:11

Sharks v Canucks

He is kinda creepy...

See for yourself tonight at 7pm.

 

I've been trying to think about what I want to say about this game and the response to all the chicken littles out there that seem to come out of the woodwork following bad losses. (where are you guys for the rest of the season, huh?) Something poinent, uplifting, something good, something clean, something pure.

Ghostbusters 2 Lady Liberty

Seriously?

 

By the way, Logan Couture was called up. He'll be on the ice tonight. For the Sharks. hell, he probably won the game already by himself. He just travelled back in time to play it again, because he's that good.

Teh Todd, A New Hope

 

Do it.

 

 
What's New Nabbycat?
Written by Gray   
Wednesday, 17 March 2010 12:39

Long time reader Emily has made another one of her fabulous song parodies for the enjoyment of Sharks fans everywhere! Watch & enjoy! A little levity is a good thing.

 
Gameday! Sharks v Stars (Oh please be a good game, please, please, please?)
Written by Gray   
Monday, 15 March 2010 21:57
Sharks vs a crazy looking hockey playing Star. The 5 pointed kind.

Today @ 5:30pm
Synchronize swatches


So have you bought your Stockton Thunder tickets for this weekend yet?

Anyway...

I am fully aware the only 14 games are left until the playoffs.

I am fully aware that the Sharks have been slumping since returning from the Olympic break.

I am fully aware that the team is looking similar to last year at this time in that it's play is inconsistent and it appears to be coasting into what has been a long assured playoff spot.

I am fully aware of how frustratingly disappointing this has been.

I was happy to hear Boyle call his teammates out for not showing up.

I was happy to hear the Todd do the same. It's refreshing. At least we know someone on the team realizes there's a problem.

Joe Pa mentioned it a few games ago too. So he knows.

What I don't know is if that will make a difference in the Sharks overall play. The sky isn't falling yet,  but cracks might be starting to form in the firmament.

 

Maybe. (I'm not entirely convinced of that but man does that line sound good)

 

 


 
Gameday! Hey, Let's Not Give Up The Lead Tonight
Written by Gray   
Sunday, 14 March 2010 12:09
Sharks v Ducks

Today at 5pm. Or 4 if you forgot to change your clocks.
I think I have that right.



This is really all I have to say.
In which Gray writes a letter to the Sharks. "Dear Sharks, Please don't suck today. Thanks -Gray"



Go Sharks.
 
Gameday! Early Afternoon Games That Follow Late Nights
Written by Gray   
Saturday, 13 March 2010 13:05

 

Sharks V Panthers

...lead to very short game day posts. I'll add a recap in here after. Until then, enjoy the matinee game!

 

RECAP

 

In an odd reverse of the past 3-4 games, the Sharks had a strong first period.

In an equally odd reverse, they had a very weak 3rd period.

And then they lost in OT.

Total win fail.

This whole home stand has been a tad wacky, but, after Thursday's amazing come from behind to pwn Nashville victory, I think the majority of us felt like the Sharks had figured out what was wrong and gotten their act together. And as it turns out we were right...for one period.

Patty got his 41st goal of the season, and Clowe, yes RYANE CLOWE started of the scoring by getting the first goal of the game! WHOOOOO! He looked pretty decent all game. That was really awesome to see. Go Ryane, Go!

The Sharks came out totally flat in the 2nd and to be honest with you all, the third was so boring that I fell asleep for the last 10 min + the OT period. I woke up to hear the CSN guys saying the Sharks had lost in OT and "how did we get here?"Well, I'm no Einstein but I assume you got there by losing. You know that part in the 2nd where you started skating around like you'd already won and there was no real need to try anymore? Yeah, I suspect that had something to do with the eventual loss.

This is also why when Mina says to me "Come on...It's the Panthers!" I refuse to be lured in. Any time it's a game the Sharks should win easily, I just assume it's going to be this annoying back and forth with a suddenly hot team and hot goaltender because that is what happens. Or, the Sharks will do what they did today and just kinda stop playing in the 2nd. Either way, it won't be good.

I suspect it will be a rather quiet flight to Orange County tonight.

 

 

 
ajsakdslkfkasfkj Sharks WIN!
Written by Gray   
Thursday, 11 March 2010 22:12

sharks v preds

 

I...wait...what?!

I'm sorry i thought you said SIX GOALS IN THE THIRD! Oh, you did. HOLY CRAP!

I do not understand this!

The first two periods sucked fat booty for the Sharks. They couldn't connect, it took Dany Heatley scoring with like 6 minutes left in the first  in to get their first shot on goal and there were more Sharks turn overs than a San Jose bakery. San Jose had no shots for way too long and was being out shot by a 2-1 margin for most of the game once they finally did start putting shots on goal.

It was a bad bad bad bad game. Bad game. Unless you're a Preds fan, in which case it was a great game. After 2 the Preds were leading 4-2. The Sharks looked HORRIBLE. Just atrocious. Unacceptably terribly bad through two.

And then...something happened in between the 2nd and 3rd.

I don't know what. Clearly someone said something.

The Sharks scored 6 goals to come from behind, tie it up, fall behind again, tie it up again AND WIN.

LOLWUT

Word fail me.

My mind is blown.

As soon as Joe Pa's backhand spinorama double mctwisty 1080 is posted, I'm embedding it

UPDATE! Embedded. Whooo!

h/t to evilducks

It was...I don't even know. Amazing doesn't cover it. Randy Hahn was calling it and just screamed "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" into the mic. It was crazy incredible!

So much for the idea that this game would end 4-3 too.

Wow.

Just wow.

Oh Captain, My Captain Patrick Marleau scored his 40th goal this season. 3rd Shark to hit a 40 goal season. Ever. WIN!

Two maybe kicked goals, one disallowed for Nashville, one allowed for Manny (because he was being Manny)

That game beat everyone over the head with a crazy stick.

I just don't even know.

The Todd reminds us all that the Sharks MUST player for 3 periods, not just 20 minutes. But if you're only going to play for 20 minutes, well, that was the 20 minutes to have. (60 would be better though!)

 

 

 
Gameday! Frakking Finally!
Written by Gray   
Thursday, 11 March 2010 11:13
Sharks v Preds

Tonight @ 7:30pm! Whoo Tank!


5 day between games was too long! We went from hockey every day with the Olympics, back to a regular NHL schedule and Versus supplementing us with a full week of games to NOTHING FOR FIVE DAYS!! Ajskdjaskfjslfmslfksflldg;f;sf;as

It was rather difficult to handle. To quote Poe*, "another day and I could have gone mad."

Nichol may or may not be back for tonight's game. If not, expect to see Vesce in his place.

This is the last time we'll see the Preds this regular season. Marcel Goc has been excelling in Nashville, which is super good for him and mildly annoying from a "why couldn't you do that for us" perspective. He clearly did need the change of scenery to hit the next level, so, good for him.Just don't score against your old buddies, eh Marcel?

The Sharks have taken two games in this season series and dropped one. Oddly every game had the same final score of 4-3. I'm not sure what to make of it, but it's a curious coincidence if nothing else.


*not Edgar Allen, though he probably had similar thoughts at various times through out his life.
 
Daily Dalliances
Written by Gray   
Wednesday, 10 March 2010 11:34

Or do anyone else watch this and wonder what happened to is after it was finished? I do this with food competitions too. As far as I can tell the stuff isn't being eaten and that never sits right with me. For some reason sugar sculptures don't vex me anywhere near as much. Maybe because they look like plastic?

Matt Cooke? Not suspended. Bob McKenzie has the low down on his twitter page. Consistent inconsistency is still consistent. I suppose given that Richards was not suspended, there is merit to his argument. Being consistent in your unwillingness to enforce the rules is still being consistent. Good job guys.

I'm a tad mixed on this idea that it's not a suspendable hit this season, but it is NEXT season. To me that says that they recognize it is (or was) a suspendable offense, but since they blew an earlier similar call and didn't suspend Richards, they can't find a comfortable way to man up and say "Hey, we blew this the first time, we see that now and we're not making the same mistake twice." I'm not so keen on that. I do realize there's probably more to it and it isn't that black and white, that's just how it comes across.

So, uh, how's that instigator penalty looking right now?

I understand that being ok with watching guys fight and not being ok with other hits to the head is hypocritical. I fully acknowledge this, and it's something I am trying to resolve on a personal level. I suppose I justify it because fighting is usually a consensual act on the part of both parties, the hits aren't coming as nearly as high a rate of speed, and to be quite honest most of the guys fall down before they land a decent punch anyway. (please do watch your heads on that ice, gentlemen) It's not a perfect justification, but it's all I have at the moment.

 

 
Business Meeting
Written by Gray   
Monday, 08 March 2010 11:25

Bizzzznnnisssss Meeetttiiiinnngg

I know he wasn't part of the business meeting, but he's what I think of every time we make that joke, Mina

 

Just some house keeping stuff and then we'll get to making fun of Colin Campbell.

First: I know we mentioned this before but you all might not know that we have a lovely, bright, shiny new app of awesome! You can download it here and take us with you wherever you go. Metaphorically speaking.

Second: Have you added us on facebook yet? You should!

Third: We're coming down to the end of the season, which mean we'll have soon faced all 29 other NHL teams. After doing a quick art audit, it appears that I never did post Mr. Hurricane piggy pig after Mina filled in for me that gameday. I'll have to fix that.

Fourth: ECHL Hockey! Discounted tickets! Buy now now now!

And now, We make fun of Colin Campbell.

 
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