Pattygeddon? It's coming
In case you hadn't heard, JR is on another Patty Marleau rampage. Someone is bitter as hell over his time with Patty and he's not scared to say it. Twitter decided this meat that Patrick Marleau was the reason for all the bad things in the world. Stub your toe, get food poisioning, see the four horsemen of the apocolypse. All Patrick Marleau. Fail a test, Patrick Marleau. Fender bender, Patrick Marleau. Missing sock? PATRICK MARLEAU.
He is the bringer of the end. Tremble in awkwardly pleasant looking fear.