Sharks Acquire Dman Stuart, world resets to 2005

Written by Gray on .

Hey Brad Stuart! The last time I saw you in teal, you were just days away from being traded. I didn't even know your name when you got moved, but I sure as hell learned Joe's fast. Anyway, it's nice to have you back. You can slide in right over there, in that gap where Colin White used to be. What's that you say? He's not gone yet? And you haven't signed? Well, hey, that's ok. Colin's in the bathroom on break. You can just keep his spot warm for him for a bit. Maybe all next season.

So what's the deal, eh? Andrew Murray and a conditional 7th round pick in 2014? Say, you used to be pretty expensive, right? Well, You know, I'm ok with this. For one reason or another we didnt' see much of Murray squared last season and no one watches until the 7th round of the draft anyways, right? But hey, welcome back. I hope it works out. Maybe you can show the rest of our blue line what it takes, I don't know. I'm willing to try if you're willing to sign for a decent price. That's really all I'm asking.