Preseason Fun Times,Sharks Beat Ducks 5-1
Well, that was fun, wasn't it? Sharks win 5-1 and outshoot the universe.
What I learned tonight:
Corey Perry showed us that he's still a huge douche by ramming into Greiss at one point during the game. Goal tender interference. More like GOALIE SEEKING MISSLE. Whatever. He also ran his own goalie over shortly after the start of the game. His goalie hate knows no bounds.
Bobby Ryan servers ALL THE PENALTIES!
Douglas Murray has a helluva shot. Do I smell anothe rpreeason hatty? I think I do.
The way to prevent the opposing team from scoring is to yell NO! repeatedly until they exit the zone.
Dudebros come in age 40+.
Patrick Marleau is faster then a Kenyan drinking power thirst.
It is a delay of game call to come back from intermission late. The Ducks learned this too.
Brad Winchester would like a spot on the team, please.
Mark Bell still plays hockey.
Getzalf is still talented. How annoying.
The boards really are a lot more lively. Pucks were bouncing all over the place. The Sharks were doing their best to use this to their advantage. Clearly something they've ben working on since they realized how drastic the change was.
Where fooking bear sweaters come from.*
Clowe/McGinn or the field? Monster Mash
Brad Winshcester does not like being cross checked.
Monster Mash does not like being boarded. Both incidents resulted in fights.
The Ducks are very good...at taking penalties.
Aside from some sloppier play for the WorSharks and kids, the Sharks D is much improved.
This is going to be a great season.
*not from fooking bears, sadly.
What I learned tonight:
Corey Perry showed us that he's still a huge douche by ramming into Greiss at one point during the game. Goal tender interference. More like GOALIE SEEKING MISSLE. Whatever. He also ran his own goalie over shortly after the start of the game. His goalie hate knows no bounds.
Bobby Ryan servers ALL THE PENALTIES!
Douglas Murray has a helluva shot. Do I smell anothe rpreeason hatty? I think I do.
The way to prevent the opposing team from scoring is to yell NO! repeatedly until they exit the zone.
Dudebros come in age 40+.
Patrick Marleau is faster then a Kenyan drinking power thirst.
It is a delay of game call to come back from intermission late. The Ducks learned this too.
Brad Winchester would like a spot on the team, please.
Mark Bell still plays hockey.
Getzalf is still talented. How annoying.
The boards really are a lot more lively. Pucks were bouncing all over the place. The Sharks were doing their best to use this to their advantage. Clearly something they've ben working on since they realized how drastic the change was.
Where fooking bear sweaters come from.*
Clowe/McGinn or the field? Monster Mash
Brad Winshcester does not like being cross checked.
Monster Mash does not like being boarded. Both incidents resulted in fights.
The Ducks are very good...at taking penalties.
Aside from some sloppier play for the WorSharks and kids, the Sharks D is much improved.
This is going to be a great season.
*not from fooking bears, sadly.
