Gameday! Getting Inspirational on Your Arse

Written by Gray on .

Sharks v Wild

 

Today @ 5pm on Versus and TSN2

Because the implosion must be witnessed nationally!

That's sarcasm by the way.

 

Editor's note: CSNCA is moving to channel 41 tomorrow, 3/24. Please set your tivos accordingly.

 

I think we all could use a little inspiration this morning, so I dug up a quote to help you get through the day.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
W.C. Fields

 

Uhm...Perhaps something a little more uplifting?

Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.

Martina Navratilova, American/Czech Tennis Player


Er...well, how about this one?

For whatever reasons, Ray, call it . . . fate, call it luck, call it karma. I believe everything happens for a reason. I believe that we were destined to get thrown out of this dump.

"Dr. Peter Venkman" in Ghostbusters

See? Everything will be just fine. Now you just need to take out a third mortgage on your home, buy and old run down firehouse that in all honesty should probably be condemned and start your own paranormal investigation and elimination services.

Or you know, play good hockey. One of the two.

"For the longest time, I thought his name was 'Olan Nolan'. I kept wondering who'd be that cruel to give their kid a rhyming name like that."

-Gray







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