Meet Your First Round Adversary

Written by Gray on .

Avalanche Monster RAWR!

NAME: Colorado Avalanche

SPECIES: Yeti/Abominable Snow Man/ Mystery Snow Beast

KNOWN COLOR PREFERENCES: Burgundy, Steel Blue, Black, Silver, White

STRENGHTS: Ability to breath well in thin air. May fling snowy poo. Have a pretty good goaltender and a young team. Came out of nowhere to be one of the best teams in the first half of the regular season. Speed. Dangerous on the transition. Have been known to annoy the hell out of the Sharks blueline.

WEAKNESSES: Warm weather. Youth could also be a potential negative factor. Their starter, while good, is a backup by trade and may be pretty worn out after a grueling regular season run. Too much water. Sustained exposure to direct sunlight.

KEY INJURIES:

Jones: Likely out of line up for game 1. Knee.

Mueller: Suffering from a concussion. Return date questionable.

SITES THAT CHRONICLE THE BEAST: (Your First round enemies! Know them well)

JibbleScribbits

Anyone But Detroit

YOUR FIRST ROUND SCHEDULE: (national coverage)

Date Visitor Home TimeĀ (PT) TV Network/
Wed Apr 14, 2010 Avalanche Sharks
7:30 PM CBC, VERSUS, RDS(HD)
Fri Apr 16, 2010 Avalanche Sharks
7:30 PM CBC, VERSUS, RDS(HD)
Sun Apr 18, 2010 Sharks Avalanche
6:30 PM CBC, VERSUS, RDS(HD)
Tue Apr 20, 2010 Sharks Avalanche
7:00 PM CBC, VERSUS, RDS(HD)
Thu Apr 22, 2010 Avalanche Sharks
7:30 PM CBC, VERSUS, RDS(HD)
Sat Apr 24, 2010 Sharks Avalanche
TBD CBC, RDS(HD)
Mon Apr 26, 2010 Avalanche Sharks
TBD CBC, RDS(HD)


Local Coverage TBD. Games will likely be on a CSN channel of some sort for local residents. They have been the first two rounds that past couple post seasons. All Sharks v Avs games on VS will be JIP (joined in progress).

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