Gameday! This Has Nothing To Do With Tonight's Game

 

 

Tonight @ 7:30. It's a Toy's For Tots night if you're going!

I bought a kick ass dinosaur toy for Saturday's game. I wanted at least one kid to have a super cool nerdy toy, and since the Mythbusters Science Kit was a bit outside my budget range, I opted for a dino. Who doesn't like dinosaurs?! We saw a dude at the game Tuesday in a Pterodactyl sweatshirt from like 1989. He inspired me. I used to have one with a Stegosaurus, or maybe a Brontosaur when they were still Brontosaurus. Bad ass. Dinosaurs rule. Also, Pluto is still a planet in my book.

I am so bitter with you Mr. deGrasseTyson. You have no idea.

I have a super awesome sports coat and a PhD in astrophysics. What do you have?

 

Only sadness, Mr. deGrasse Tyson. Only sadness.